I'm keen on conspiracy theories and love the song by Kirsty MacColl
THERE’S A GUY WORKS DOWN THE CHIP SHOP SWEARS HE’S ELVIS
I hope he really is Elvis too 😉
The Quest For The Truth
Sitting in the middle of the field crammed amongst the devotees, he looked around. Everyone seemed so much younger than him. His quest had begun on August 16th 1977. He remembered the sombre moment it was announced on the BBC news. He couldn't believe it, he wouldn't believe it. It was a hoax.
The first one started to sing. It wasn't him. He'd sat through so many renderings over the years that he would instantly know the real one. Sister Mary Daphne tried to persuade him that his quest was ungodly, Elvis was dead. He knew that one day amongst all these impersonators the King would walk again.